Cute may well be what you aim for, my Buffalo friends, but you fall pretty fucking far short. So short in fact that you manage to achieve a level of irritation exceeding that of crotch itch. Signed to the Fueled by Ramen label, along with the similarly annoying Fall Out Boy, CIWWAF looked set to surf the wave of popularity for emo that's currently and inexplicably overwhelming the nation.

With lyrics like "Drama doesn't follow me, it rides on my back" and "I may be ugly but they sure love to stare", singer/songwriter Shaant Hacikyan utilizes an intelligence that's seemingly as high as his shoe size. He probably mopes around in the fashion of an oversized American version of Harry Enfield's 'Kevin the Teenager'.

Whenever he claims about anything being "like so unfair, man" (I elaborate on the catchphrase to give it a more US twang), whoever happens to bear the brunt of his complaint should point out the travesty of this single. Or better still rub his dumb face in it.